Clarity on Torture

As a follow up to this post, The Inquisitor, Stephen Colbert explains that President Bush is just asking for some clarity on torture, and explains as gives us "The Word" -- Wiper Fluid.



And Don Davis of the Satirical Political Report, provides the latest information on Bush's plans on the terror front -- BUSH TO OFFER ‘BUYOUTS’ TO TERRORISTS:

Taking its cue from Ford, General Motors and other troubled corporations, the Bush Administration has decided to abandon its current war on terrorism, and instead offer lucrative buyouts to the terrorists.

Announcing this policy in front of a huge banner entitled “STRAY FROM THE COURSE,” President Bush conceded that it was “getting too expensive to keep fighting them over there, instead of just paying them off over here.”

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A spokeman for Al Qaeda stated that although the buy-outs would severely reduce the ranks of jihadi members, he believed that with new technology and other cost-efficiency measures, the organization would be more productive than ever, particularly in light of their growing export market.

Some market analysts, however, questioned this strategy. Jim Cramer, host of CNBC’s “Mad Money,” said that “if Bush wanted a cheap way to reduce terrorism, he would’ve been better off just buying out Cheney and Rumsfeld.”

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