The Pinhead Lizard

Excerpts from a New Rock Opera, a la The Who:

‘BUSHY,’ FEATURING ‘PINHEAD LIZARD’

Ever since he was a young boy,
He had a silver spoon
From Greenwich down to Midland
That’s where he learned to moon
But I ain’t seen nothing like him
In any skid row saloon
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure is a mean buffoon

He stands like a statue
Part of the Neo-Con machine
Constitution in the dumper
Likes big oil, not green or clean
Plays by faith-based intuition
The Mid-East countries fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure is a mean goofball

* * *
How do you think he does it?
(I don’t know)
What makes him so evil?

* * *
I thought Nixon was
The self-appointed king
But the Supremes just handed
The tyrant crown to him

Only on FOX news cable
He can stand the test
Dick Cheney leads him on
And he just does the rest
He’s got crazy nuke-em fingers
Never seen such gall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure deserves a mean pratfall

Great stuff, as always from Don Davis, The Satirical Political Report

Tags: Comedy, Satire, Politics