The Missionary

And so you may ask, on this anniversary: What have I accomplished?

I'm the Missionary-in-Chief.
Unlike my predecessor, who merely screwed another consenting adult,
I screwed one and all.

As the Irregular Times, Our Glorious Victory, Our Glorious Leader, so aptly said:

It was four years ago today that George W. Bush declared that combat in Iraq was over as the “Mission Accomplished” banner hung overhead. Media outlets enthused about how manly the President looked in his crotch-happy flight suit. And then all could rest easier. Thank God for our President! When he tells us there are weapons of mass destruction in a country, or that somebody is such an evil terrorist that proving it in a court of law is completely unnecessary, we should just believe him.

United We Stand! God Bless America! These Colors Don’t Run! Freedom Fries! Just wave your little red, white, and blue book as the Glorious Leader passes, and your doubts will immediately dissipate.

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For more on this 4th Anniversary of the beginning of the end, see:

Think Progress -- ‘Mission Accomplished’ By The Numbers

Media Matters -- Mission Accomplished: A look back at the media's fawning coverage of Bush's premature declaration of victory in Iraq

And last, but certainly not least, from The Satirical Political Report - BUSH CELEBRATES THE 4TH ANNIVERSARY OF ‘MISSIONARY POSITION ACCOMPLISHED’

Tags: Bush, News, Iraq, Mission Accomplished