But No Fireworks

Like Stephen Colbert as he raises the Ram's Horn, I just wanted to say Happy Roshana, that is, Happy New Year, to my Jewish friends.

Stephen also mentioned that he has his Atone Phone handy for any apologies from his Jewish friends during the Ten Days of Repentance (the period between Roshana and Yom Kippur, the Day of Attonement), that God has set aside for Jews to apologize to everyone they have wronged in the past year.

As you know, I have a new iPhone that is also available for this purpose if anyone wants to call. Call me.

Tags: Humor, Colbert Report, Video, Religion