Making My List

OK, now that we're done with all that giving thanks stuff, we can move on to the all important American holiday, the giving of gifts day, otherwise known as Christmas.

In honor of the upcoming season, I thought I would start my Christmas List.

The Number 1 item on my list is the Pessimist's Mug, from Despair, Inc., which reads mid-way down, "The Glass is Now Half Empty." It is the perfect gift for the coffee addict that I am. As the caption says, "It makes everything taste bitter," which is the best way for a lawyer to start her day.

NOTE: Suitable for optimists as well, see As Though We Needed An Excuse.

(Via Laugh Lines)