Sunday Reflections

It's Sunday. It's time to turn to thoughts of religion.

As I've mentioned, Jesus -- The 1st Compassionate Conservative, David Kuo has written a book, Tempting Faith, about his White House faith-based initiative days. However, Don Davis of the Satirical Political Report adds that Kuo's book is not the tell all he's made it out to be.

As Davis notes in TOP TEN THINGS THE BUSHIES ARE SAYING BEHIND THE EVANGELICALS’ BACKS:

But the full story hasn’t really been told by Mr. Kuo. This reporter, in private conversations with the Almighty himself, has it on very reliable authority that the following are the actual comments made by Karl Rove and company:

10. Jesus! Even Jesus would have had those nuts crucified.

9. I’d take the Devil himself over that Axis of Evil of Falwell-Dobson-Robertson.

8. Those ignorant bastards have been “staying the course” since the 13th Century.

7. Whaddya’ say to people who think SpongeBob Squarepants is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il?

6. Why are they always bitchin’ about our policies; we’re doing our best to bring about Armageddon as soon as humanly possible.

5. These folks get you thinking maybe abortion is not always such a bad thing.

4. If I were them, I’d be less worried about gay marriage, and more concerned with first cousin marriage.

3. Those preachers are almost as good at conning white trash as we are.

2. You gotta’ admit, they’re their own best case against the theory of evolution.

1. They want us to spend money for the poor? They have a better chance of witnessing an Immaculate Conception.

And the Rovian 25 point bonus diss: What a bunch of ingrates: our whole Iraq adventure was a faith-based initiative!

Tags: Satire, Religion, David Kuo, Humor