Nothing But the Truth
Blogger DaveV at Daily Kos put together a List, entitled, Stephen Colbert was not funny.
The rest of The List:
*Helen Thomas is old and batty.
*Mexicans are taking our jobs.
*Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
*Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
*Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
*Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
*Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
*Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
*No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
*We do not torture.
*There is no global warming.
*There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
*Howard Dean can't raise money.
*John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
*George W. Bush is a decider.
*John McCain is a straight-shooter.
*Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
*Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
*Democrats do.
*The economy is great.
*Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
*Diebold voting machines are secure.
*Fox News is fair and balanced.
*Mission accomplished.
*Bill Clinton did it too.
*No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
*The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
*Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
*No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
*George Allen isn't a racist... anymore.
*Terry Schiavo wants to live.
*Andrea Clark wants to die.
*We've turned a corner in Iraq.
*There's a war on Christmas.
*There's a war on Easter.
*There's no civil war in Iraq.
*The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
*Up is down.
*Black is white.
Read the additions to the List here.
Contributions by AMERICAblog:
* God hates Fags
* Karl told me he didn't do it.
* If gays are allowed to marry then heterosexual men will leave their wives.
* Ken Mehlman isn't gay.
* Wanted: Dead or Alive.
* The recession started BEFORE Bush came to office.
* Republicans are for small government.
* Republicans are pro-defense.
* Bush will try diplomacy before invading Iran.
* There will be no draft.
* George Bush won the election.
* George Bush doesn't hate black people.
* The PDB was a historical document.
* The religious right speaks for Christians.
* What Americans REALLY care about is flag burning and gay marriage.
* George Bush speaks Spanish.
* George Washington authorized wiretapes too.
* "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
My contribution to the List:
*I believe that God wants me to be President.
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